cock: i really frickin wanna have sex
youtubebabes: dekutree: acceptable pet names: babe baby sweetie cutie pie darling honey unacceptable pet names: boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo cthulu sweet devil prince in the pale moon light Leslie floor 2% milk Ella Fitzgerald sweet devil prince in the pale moon light is what I shall call all my boyfriends What about 1% Milk?
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
I often wonder who’d win in a fight between Mickey Milkovich and MacGoogles the Highland Frog. Just picture that shit.
I’m sorry for how not sorry I am about all the gay porn showing up on your dash because of me. ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
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